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Yo... Sena...
That Meat...
How dare she ignore me!
Except it was me she was ignoring...
Nooo~
It feels so good!
Wha—
What are you doing, Yozora?!
Let go of me!
What the hell?
Let go!
Stupid Yozora!
I'm coming...
I'm going crazy!
Something's coming....
I'm coming!!
まだまだずっとぎゅっとはじけてる
mada mada zutto gyutto hajiketeru
I'm still rolling around laughing on the floor
案外なんかはまってんじゃん
angai nanka hamattenjan
Weird, looks like you're still going
人見知りしてる暇にはじめよう！
hitomishiri shiteru hima ni hajimeyou!
Let's start while we're still completely shy!
友達作っちゃって遊んじゃって いぇい！
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte iei!
Make friends, and play, yay!
M A Z U I P R E S E N T S
普通に見えて実は超寂しい
futsuu ni miete jitsu ha samishii
I look like I'm normal, but I'm really feeling lonely
妄想ならバイバイバイ
mousou nara bai bai bai
In my delusions it's bye, bye, bye
親友ならいないないない
shinyuu nara inai nai nai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
なんの不自由なく、だけど足りない
nan no fujiyuu mo naku, dakedo tarinai
I don't have problems, but then I don't have enough
リア充から遠い遠い遠い
riajuu kara tooi tooi tooi
Popularity far away, way, way
親友ならいないないない
shinyuu nara inai nai nai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
残念同士で集まったら
zannen doushi de atsumattara
But when unfortunates come together
Ａｈ 予想ができない展開を
Ah yosou ga dekinai tenkai wo
Ah, stuff that you just can't predict
地雷を踏んだ
jirai wo funda
Stepping on social landmines
ソワソワ絶対ずっとのぞきたい
sowa sowa zettai zutto nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
後悔なんかしたくないって
koukai nanka shitakunai tte
I'm telling you I don't want to regret
つまんないプライドなんて
tsumannai puraido nante
Take your cheap pride and
捨て切っちゃって 振りきっちゃって
sutekicchatte furikicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
残念からしてみたら
zannen kara shitemitara
If you look at it from the unfortunate
案外なんかはまってんじゃん
angai nanka hamattenjan
Weird, looks like you're still going
ぶつかってどぎまぎあって
butsukatte dogimagiatte
Fighting with each other, getting nervous with each other
みつけよう！
mitsukeyou!
Let's find it!
友達作っちゃって遊んじゃって いぇい！
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte iei!
Make friends, and play, yay!
絶対絶対 覗きたい YOU!
zettai zettai nozokitai YOU
I totally want to watch, you!
捨て切っちゃって 振りきっちゃってＹＥＳ
sutekichatte furikicchatte YES
Cut it off, throw it away, yes!
どうだいどうだいそこんとこ
doudai doudai sonkontoko
How's that? How's that? You get one word
「There are no Flags at the Pool (；´Д｀)」
What do you think you're doing, idiot?
That's my line!
What kind of perverse things do you think you're doing in this holy building?
D-Don't misunderstand!
This is the most popular girl game right now: "The Sacred Blackstar".
It's a fantasy adventure game about about love and emotion!
This is the part where you've overcome all trials, defeated the God of Destruction Barnivall,
and then the main character Lucas confesses his love for the heroine Cecilia in the most pure way possible!
It's nothing like any sort of indecent scene!
Even so, playing an eroge in the clubroom is a bit...
I didn't know it was!
After I finished playing KiraSuku, I went around looking for other interesting games...
When I looked on the net, this came up as the most popular game people are playing now.
So I asked the guys in my class to get it for me, and they happily gave me a copy...
You damn pervert!
Weren't you listening to a word I said?!
Silence, wench!
You succubus!
Flasher!
Bitch!
Walking cum dumpster!
Real dutch wife!
Walking porn scene!
Don't come near me! Don't touch me!
You'll make me pregnant!
Why are you calling me all that just for playing a game?!
I'll admit this game has some pretty extreme vocabulary.
But that's just one part of it!
Besides that, it carries a profoundly deep introspective theme that puts common literature to shame!
This is what you'd call a masterpiece!
Yet you looked like you were digging right into that vulgar scene.
You should just admit that you're a pervert!
No! I just wanted to get closer to Cecilia!
My feelings for her are completely pure!
Just look at this scene!
I mean, it may look it,
Don't show me things like that, you pervert!
but it's not even the slightest bit vulgar!
No one would ever believe that...
You can't even look at this beautiful art without devolving into vulgar thoughts?
How pitiful!
Then how about this, Meat?
Try reading that scene out loud.
If it's a work of art that is absolutely not vulgar, then you should have no problem.
Right?
Of course!
But reading literature in front of others is...
Then why don't I read some, too?
Huh?
Yozora?
I'll read some aloud as well, so you can read yours.
How about that?
Or maybe that game is not art, or anything else, for that matter?
Maybe that game's heroine is just a cheap dutch wife you can get for 10,000¥?
I won't forgive you for insulting Cecilia!
Fine!
If you want to go that far, then I will!
L-Lucas... Hurry...
Plunge your... sacred sword...
Louder!
P-Plunge your huge, shiny, black sacred sword... into my bad Barnivall...
You want my sacred sword that badly?
You really are a perverted bitch pig, Cecilia.
D-Don't be so mean, Lucas...
Look at your face. You want it so badly.
Come on, bitch pig. If you want it, beg me more politely.
P-Please, Master!
Plunge your... sacred sword... into my... indecent... into... here...
It's not a sacred sword. Call it by its real name.
What's wrong?
Come on. Say it.
Lucas... into my... indecent...
Like Hell I could say this, you idiot!!
Yozora, you stupid idiot, go die!!
Don't you think you went too far?
Incidentally, I recorded Meat reading that aloud.
While we're at it, how about we upload it to some website somewhere?
Have you no pity?!
I'm kidding.
What's that?
I promised, too.
That I would read a work of art aloud.
Upon the sorrow of being dirtied,
Today, the snow falls cold and heavy
Upon the sorrow of being dirtied,
Today, the wind blows far too strongly
Nakahara Chuuya?
I'm home!
You have done well to return, my kindred.
I have been waiting.
Now, present me my offering.
You hungry, Kobato?
Ha! Kobato is but an alias.
My true name is Reisis V. Felicity Sumeragi.
A true ancestor of the children of the night.
I now thirst for blood!
Catastrophe shall befall you lest you present me a sacrifice immediately!
Yeah, yeah. I'm making it right now.
It's ready!
Your highness.
Good work.
Ah, the blood of a virgin does stimulate the palate.
That's tomato juice.
Eat your onions. They're good for you.
Come on.
Good.
A question, my kindred.
Your offerings to me have been lacking of late.
Oh? Well, I can't really come back early these days because of club.
Sorry.
Which is more important to you, me or your club?
Club.
Do you want to make dinner then?
By the way, our juice—
I mean, our fresh blood stock is almost out.
I'll buy some more tomorrow.
Thanks...
I mean, um... My gratitude.
About a year ago, Kobato became obsessed with the anime "Kurogane no Necromancer".
Ever since, she's taken on a character inspired by the world of that anime.
My dad bought this house when I was born,
but we moved 10 years ago because of his job, leaving the house.
When we heard that my dad was getting transferred to America,
Kobato and I decided to stay in Japan,
and so we came back to this house.
Though, I don't remember much of anything from when we used to live here.
Kobato, the bath's ready.
I'll go after this episode!
Club is more important...
Never mind.
You're not playing eroge today?
"The Sacred Blackstar"!
That evil witch isn't around today, so I can play games in peace.
She said there's a book out that she wants today.
Hey, Kodaka...
Can you swim?
Well, kind of.
Really?
Then...
Could you teach me how to swim?
You don't know how?
I've never had swimming classes at school before.
I see...
Well, I can teach you, but why all of a sudden?
What, can't you figure it out?
I'd be in trouble if I make friends with Natsumi and we go to the pool or the beach and I can't swim!
You know, Natsumi isn't...
Alright then, we're going to Ryuuguu Land this Sunday.
Sure, sounds good.
And Kodaka...
Don't tell that stupid Yozora that I can't swim.
Is Meat not coming today?
Yeah. She said she was going shopping for something.
That explains the pleasant atmosphere today.
Don't tell that stupid Yozora that I can't swim.
Is something wrong?
No. Is that the book you bought yesterday?
Yeah.
Is it good?
It's good.
You're late!
Sorry.
Thanks for waiting, Kodaka.
What?
Nothing. Let's hit the shower I guess.
I can get in by myself.
First, let's try keeping our eyes open underwater.
Who do you think I am?
Anyone can do that!
How was that?
Perfect.
I guess we'll move on to kicking next then.
Too bad.
I was so close!
Though, swimming is way easier than I thought.
She learns fast...
Here you go.
Thanks.
I learned how to swim faster than I thought I would.
Now I'm ready for whenever Natsumi appears for me!
I really don't think she ever will...
But man, this pool park is huge.
It's going to go under soon, though.
Really?
There aren't many customers, right?
The mayor told Papa that it would only last a few more years.
Papa?
Oh, the school's board chairman?
Right.
That reminds me, I still haven't met him...
Maybe I should go by and say hi.
Wh-Why do you you need to do that?!
Don't tell me you... want to go out with me or anything!
Don't tell me this is a... date... or something like one!
What kind of misunderstanding is that?
My dad and your dad are old friends.
I just meant that I should go pay my respects since he helped out a lot getting me into the school.
Th-Then say that from the start next time, idiot!
You're the one who misunderstood.
You, talking back to me? Know your place.
Meat...
What?
No, I mean, there was some meat in my yakisoba that I couldn't bite through.
Stop saying things like that!
And wait, you're responding to the name "Meat" now, too?
That witch! Why'd she have to give me such a weird nickname?
True, but you kind of accepted it pretty easily.
Only because it's my first nickname...
I was kind of... happy.
Happy?
D-Don't tell Yozora that!
More importantly, Kodaka! You're done eating, so let's get back to swimming!
Oh, give me a minute.
Her first nickname, huh?
"Meat" sounds more like an insult than a nickname to me, though...
Taka!
Hey, Taka!
Get away from me!
You bitch!
You want to start something?!
Mob characters like you even thinking that you can talk to me? Don't make me laugh.
You bitch!
You've got to be kidding.
And what is with you, anyway?
All you've been saying is "bitch" and things that sound like some cheap script!
Your vocabulary's way too weak!
Okay, now I'm pissed!
Hey, wait.
Her legs are shaking.
Oh, wow.
What, you scared?
You're delusional! I'd never be shaking!
Sena.
Kodaka!
What're you?
With her. Problem?
Damn, she's got a guy?
Then say that first, bitch.
Wait right there!
How dare you insult me like that!
You'd better get on your hands and knees and beg for my forgiveness.
That, or you could just just die like a dog right now.
I've had enough of you!
Let's not get violent, now.
Let go!
Bitch!
Could you do me a favor and leave?
F-Fine...
I'm glad you understand.
Good job, Kodaka.
I'll let you lick my feet as thanks.
Honestly, stupid idiots who don't know their place are just so annoying.
You're the stupid one here, idiot!
Wh-What?
Why would you stop them to pick a fight?!
Guys like that are everywhere!
What's with you?! I thank you, and now you're trying to scold me?
Yeah, I'm scolding you.
There are worse people than that all over the place!
This isn't the clubroom!
And I can't always be there to protect you.
Oh, shut up!
That's then, this is now!
It's none of your business!
It is my business!
It is your business?
Okay, fine, I got it! I'll be careful from now on!
We're going home now.
This is the first time a boy my own age got mad at me...
I'm fine from here.
Okay.
Thanks for today...
For everything.
Let's go again sometime.
I want to try the wave pool.
S-Sure...
Is she not mad anymore?
Though...
I do remember getting beat up a lot thanks to my hair.
An-chan!!
Kobato?
What's wrong?
The bath!
The bath has gone cold!
What?!
Seriously?!
It's a conspiracy! I'm not taking a bath ever again!
Okay, okay. Put something on, first.
Quit picking on weaklings!
Who're you?!
What's that for?!
I'm trying to help you!
I'm...
not a weakling!!
You asked for it, punk!
Don't ignore us!
Get him!
He's mine!
Take this!
I hope you're ready!
After that,
we started playing together.
Taka.
My mom told me once,
"When you're in first grade, you don't need to make 100 friends."
"Just make real friends that you care about 100 times as much."
"Even if you only have one, so long as they're a friend you really care about."
Your mom says some good things.
Yeah.
Then I'll care about you 100 times as much, ●●●●.
Even if it means fighting the whole world,
I'll be your friend no matter what.
Don't say things like that! It's embarrassing!
You started it.
Well, sure, I guess...
When did I fall asleep?
"Just make real friends that you care about 100 times as much."
K-Kodaka...
You remember...
Huh?
What's wrong?
N-Nothing!
You just started talking, so I was a bit surprised.
Oh? Sorry about that.
Where's Sena?
Meat already went home.
What about you?
I was reading my book.
Then I guess I'll go home, too.
I wonder how he's doing.
Does he still live in this city?
I wonder...
What did I call him back then?
Oh well, it's all in the past.
He probably doesn't remember stuff from 10 years ago, either.
Are there really friends that can care about each other their whole life?
Ah 上んない想像理想の現実逃避
Ah nobonnai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
Ah, I'm in denial about how my ideals just don't happen
今更どっちだっていいけど 友達作り
imasara docchi datte ii kedo tomodachidzukuri
I don't really care about that, for now I'll just make friends
一人寂しい奴だと 蔑む視線が気になるんだ
hitorisabishii yatsu da to sagesumu shisen ga ki ni narun da
I don't like those looks of pity thinking I'm all lonely
上面だけ集まったら それでいいと思っているうちに
uwadzura dake atsumattara sore de ii to omotteiru uchi ni
But just when I thought having fake friends would be fine
あれよ あれよ だから常にソロと
are yo are yo dakara jou ni soro to
It happens, it happens, so that's why I'm always alone
カーテンのどんな奴等に
ka-ten no donna yatsura ni
Those people on the other side
My best 乱されて行く 頭くる時に響く響く
My best midasareteyuku atama kuru toki ni hibiku hibiku
Keep screwing up my best, and it pounds inside my head
私の胸密かに癒せ ピュア純ご覧の意味で
watashi no mune hisoka ni iyase pyua jun goran no imi de
Heal this pain inside my chest, purely, as the words suggest
My heart 伝えられない
My heart tsutaerarenai
I can't say how I feel
残念なのは私なのか
zannen na no ha watashi na no ka
Am I really the unfortunate one here?
もやもやをかき負けずで
moya moya wo kaki makezu de
These feelings getting all worked up
置きざりにされた乙女心
okizari ni sareta otomegokoro
My pure heart left standing there
あの日からぼやってる
ano hi kara boyatteru
It's been fading in and out since that day
早く見付出して迷子の心
hayaku mitsukedashite maigo no kokoro
Hurry and find it, my lost heart
Hey, Yozora, do you know how to swim?
I can swim. But I have no intention of ever swimming with you.
Oh, how boring.
I was just thinking of being so kind as to teach you how to swim,
if you got on your hands and knees and begged me.
Oh well.
I just learned how to swim, too. I wonder if there's anyone I can teach how.
"Just learned how to swim"?
Did someone teach you?
No, forget it! Never mind!
Next time: Underclassmen Don't Know How to Hold Back
Wait, underclassmen?
Are more members joining the Neighbors Club?
Don't ask me.